These almost write themselves. Take a crack at it.
You will never make fun of Bozo’s balloon animals again..
now the government is going to outlaw balloons…nice going….
BOOOM!!!! Ooops, I meant “pop”.
Best. Family Fun Day. Target at the range. Ever.
The Army’s efforts to reduce the weight of IED resistant reactive armor takes an unexpected comedic turn…
Pfft, anybody can twist a balloon into a dog or a sword, but let’s see them try THIS!
Everyone is going “green.” Introducing the newest tank in the Army… runs on the hot air sourced from liberals in Washington.
You can use armor piercing rounds just don’t, I repeat don’t use the blowgun
Milton Bradley just announced their marketing campaign for the Candyland version of their classic board game RISK!
Technological advances produce unexpected changes in the swords to plowshares department. It’s anyone’s guess with the lions and lambs.
Defense department cost-cutting measures gone horribly awry.
The Partridge Family Urban Assault Vehicle.
Lure the Hippies in real close then, BLAMMO!
MultiCam (OCP) Urban, Parade
One government contractor’s failed attempt at making a tank fly.
The New Airsoft Tank with the ground breaking carnival camouflage.
Wow, a C-5 could carry a hundred of these.
Even more if the transpo guys are smart enough to deflate them before loading.
The Easter Bunny’s prototype was complete. Now Santa would pay for his disrespect toward other holidays!
Mr. Fredericksen WILL land at Paradise Falls, and no senile adventurer or his dogs will stop him.
It’s better to have a balloon tank and not need it than to need a balloon tank and not have it.
FPS Russia tests his new toy
Who needs reactive armor???
The M551 Sheridan was extremely mobile, but crews complained about its lack of armored protection.
I knew China’s supposed military might was all hot air.
With funding on the ropes, the Brady Campaign decides to enter the defense contracting business.
Obama’s first new weapon for a friendlier, more progressive military…and he only used $1 billion in stimulus money to create it!
Rainbow Brite began to think her vehicle acquisition requests were not being taken seriously…
El Chapo Guzman, Sinaloa cartel chief, on opening the latest ATF care package, said,
“¡¡Que chingados!!” ¿Quien es el hijo de puta fea, estúpido chingada madre que me enviado esta mierda?”
ATF official Translation: “Why, what a lovely color selection and artistry!”
You think this is funny? Just wait until you see how many clown can fit in it.
I would be shocked if it was designed by a Gay man.
In Soviet Russia, you blow up tank
“just a few more and it’ll float, I swear!”
The UN decided that their blue helmets were already too indimidating so they set out to design a less “offensive” tank.
“Police were on the lookout for two gun-waving clowns who threatened to shoot employees and customers of the Denver jewelry store they robbed on Thursday.
“‘They couldn’t have gotten far,’ said Officer Krupke of the Denver PD. ‘Not without their getaway vehicle.'”
Maybe we should go back to “Don’t ask, don’t tell”.
Obama’s new foreign policy
Haliburton’s $1,275,450,345 dollar prototype 100 % invisible to the untrained eye camo tank,as accepted by the ATF e (RBF) for stopping the gun flow to Mexico
And then, one day the Ikea Ball Pit grew weary of being played with by snotty children. It reconfigured itself into battle mode and began wreaking havoc on suburbia.
Throw this baby in the Delorean and Tiananmen Square would’ve been so much more fun.
Arnold’s birthday party and nobody showed up for some reason. Wonder what he did that could have offended anyone? He’ll be back.
The official assault vehicle of the Jelly Belly jellybean company.
They’re going to teach Hersey’s Chocolate a lesson they’ll never forget!
Today France unvieled its new battle tank.
Im here for the Gaddafi party
PICTURED: Count Ferdinand von Zeppelin debuts his company’s prototype tank.
After repealing the “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” policy, the military turns to San Francisco and GLAAD to design a friendlier, nicer, greener armored vehicle. After billions spent in design, they came up with a vehicle that fires heart and flower-shaped confetti at extremely low velocities.
“This baby runs on air, helium or hydrogen – take your pick”
Keltec’s newest product!
We want to “pop you up”
Has anybody seen my boy? Yes, it’s my son “Balloon Boy”… Where the heck is he hiding now!?
Ending DADT is one thing but this might be a bridge too far…
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