From the Pissing on My Leg and Telling Me it’s Raining department comes this little blurb from almost heaven, West Virginia. “Two Marshall County deputies were shot during an “unfortunate accident” involving their weapons late Monday at the home of one of the deputies. Both received gunshot wounds to their hands and one also sustained a wound to his hip, according to Sheriff John Gruzinskas. The names of the deputies were not released at press time. Preliminary reports indicate that the deputies – two of the sheriff’s department’s armorers – were working on a department-owned firearm when it malfunctioned and discharged, according to Chief Deputy Kevin Cecil.” Armorers. Working on a loaded gun. And they were shot because the darned thing “malfunctioned.” Tell us another one, Deputy Dawg Cecil.