Somewhere Don Johnson must be smiling. Either that, or he must be calling his attorney, looking to get in some royalty action on this little number. Here’s the description of the product from the website . . .
Swap your phone holder for a Phone Holster and feel like Starsky or Hutch in the process! Stick-on seventies sideburns and handlebar moustache included for the full retro American cop effect!
Worn like a real FBI-style holster (that’s the kind that you wear around your shoulder and do up across your back so it can’t be seen under your jacket), this fun phone holder is an ingenious way to keep your mobile close at hand. Plus, there’s no denying it’s seriously good fun to whip out your phone like you’re reaching for your gun every time you need to make an important phone call!
Going to a fancy dress party or just want to recreate the classic ‘70s cop look for a laugh? The Phone Holster comes with self-adhesive ‘70s-style facial hair for added undercover agent appeal! Instant Starsky or Hutch!
That’s right, campers. The product comes with stick-on Seventies sideburns and a handlebar mustache. You really can’t make this stuff up.
No word on pricing, or if the product comes with an insurance policy that will kick in, should you be shot by police, when going for your phone. (I know what you’re thinking. “Does he have six text messages or only five?” Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is an iPhone 4, the most powerful smartphone in the world, and would blow your lame Android POS clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?)
Frankly, if you walk around wearing this, I think the question you should be asking yourself is if you can be lucky enough to keep yourself from getting shot in public.
If this is your idea of cell phone case perfection, better get one today, before the AFT kicks in the door of the supplier, looking to monopolize their supply so their desk agents can look tacticool, too.