Hike ’em up and get creative.
Heyyyyy, that’s not where I parked my car!!
East Coast concealed carry with the new “whale tail” paddle holster…
Is there a pistol stuffed in the backside of your pants, or are your hemorrhoids just happy to see me?
The Texas tramp stamp…
In exchange for approval of Operation Fast and Furious the Obama Justice Department demands all cartel members adopt this form of Mexican Carry.
New retention holster model # PGS (pinkGstring) One size does not fit all.
Hmm, regarding Glock’s height, I wonder, what waist’s size that person have?
“G” is for Glock!
I didn’t know Justin Bieber liked Glocks. (no hips on that girl).
Volk’s early efforts are regarded by many as less polished than his current work.
Wow. Magoo, FINALLY a statement I can agree with. And funny, too.
There are tuckable holsters, and then there are tuckable holsters…
“Does this make my butt look big?”
Let me fix that… 😉
“Does my butt make this gun look big?”
Thongs for the memories!
“It’s not my underwear, it’s a pink Boresnake.”
You should have seen it when she was still carrying a desert eagle…
“And in other news… Sarah Palin, the Repulican nominee for President, has had another campaign derailed by scandal… this time her Daughter’s racy Facebook photos!”
In the end, it turned out that Brandi had misunderstood the phrase, “Just say ‘no’ to crack.”
You’re musician, right? How do you think, will it be possible to play “Glock on the G String” overture?
Or perhaps that ribald classic, “Has Anybody Seen My Glock”?
Bach wrote an “Air on a G String.” Frankly, I think this lass is giving her G string more than enough air.
I’m not well-grounded in “ribald classic”.
“Glock? I don’t see a Glock…”
“She found out that when it came to CCW, she would just have to stop being a size queen.”
There’s a gun somewhere in this photo???
Bob didn’t see why he couldn’t carry concealed and still feel pretty.
How did you know?
“Allright, now lets see what happens when you stand up with this much weight in your G-string.”
This takes using intimate protection to a whole new level!
Some forms of birth control are effective at up to 25 yards.
Hey baby, you and your gun just gave me an accidental discharge.
I hate to be a kill-joy, but that gun should be in a IWB holster. 🙂 for safety.
I said I have a GLOCK, not a C@ck
Cindy wasn’t sure Cujo’s hemorrhoid teatment was the right way to go, but she trusted him.
The new military tests are getting stranger and stranger…
From Mrs. H. “This holster was advertised as pre-shrunk”
“You’re right, it does prevent wedgies.”
I am not going to ask where the spare magazines are…
I know I must be hard of hearing, but I can’t figure out why she keeps on asking for my big, fat glock all the time…so I bought her one just like mine.
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