Holiday Weekend Photo Caption Contest

OK, no clowning around. Give us your best stuff.

comments

  1. avatar CUJO THE DOG OF WAR says:

    And that, Scooter, is an Ass Clown.

  2. avatar BLAMMO says:

    If one more person mentions that my forest camo vest doesn’t match my desert camo pants, they’re gonna have a VERY BAD DAY!!

  3. avatar James says:

    ” I had to find SOMETHING to replace my water spraying flower…”

  4. avatar Van says:

    I knew the war on terror was a circus, but this is getting ridiculous.

  5. avatar Ralph says:

    Yes, I am an undercover ATF agent. How could you tell?

  6. avatar Walrusleather says:

    Rambo, Bozo,,,,, Whatever, You still look like a schmuck.

  7. avatar Ralph Rotten says:

    do these glasses make me look fat?

  8. avatar davvehall says:

    This is the new ATF standard issue uniform,you will not stand out when running guns into Mexico, because you will be just another clown with a gun!!

  9. avatar Gerard says:

    Everything is tactical nowadays.

  10. avatar CUJO THE DOG OF WAR says:

    And then the recruiter said I could be a general in two years!

  11. avatar Wiscosotan says:

    Did someone say “send in the clowns”?

  12. avatar ExurbanKevin says:

    “I’m funny how, I mean funny like I’m a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I’m here to ^%@#! amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?”

    1. avatar Daniel Zimmerman says:

      You’re a funny guy!

    2. avatar Javier E says:

      + 1

  13. avatar Kerry says:

    “Come and take them!”

  14. avatar Isaac says:

    “And while they’re busy laughing, they’ll get a taste of Big Bertha here.”

  15. avatar Here Iam says:

    “Who you callin’ Bozo?”

  16. avatar CUJO THE DOG OF WAR says:

    I am here representing the UN…

  17. avatar CUJO THE DOG OF WAR says:

    Somehow the new scoutmaster was not who we expected…

  18. avatar CUJO THE DOG OF WAR says:

    Welcome to Chucky Cheese. Let me show you to your fuckin’ table…

  19. avatar Chris Dumm says:

    I may look mean, but I’m smiling on the inside.

  20. avatar Javier E says:

    Steven King could not have come up with a better IT?

  21. avatar CUJO THE DOG OF WAR says:

    …and the grenade launcher shoots out confetti…

  22. avatar CUJO THE DOG OF WAR says:

    You never heard of “cry ‘havoc’ and unleash the clowns of war?”

  23. avatar CUJO THE DOG OF WAR says:

    You should see what else I can make out of balloons…

  24. avatar CUJO THE DOG OF WAR says:

    “Homey don’t play that!”

  25. avatar CUJO THE DOG OF WAR says:

    West Coast Clowns don’t play…

  26. avatar CUJO THE DOG OF WAR says:

    My clown car has armor AND chrome spinners, motherf###er!

  27. avatar Bob H says:

    When guns are outlawed, only outlaw clowns will have guns.

  28. avatar Mogg says:

    Keep the meat cleaver, I’m ok.

Write a Comment

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

button to share on facebook
button to tweet
button to share via email