OK, no clowning around. Give us your best stuff.
And that, Scooter, is an Ass Clown.
If one more person mentions that my forest camo vest doesn’t match my desert camo pants, they’re gonna have a VERY BAD DAY!!
” I had to find SOMETHING to replace my water spraying flower…”
I knew the war on terror was a circus, but this is getting ridiculous.
Yes, I am an undercover ATF agent. How could you tell?
Rambo, Bozo,,,,, Whatever, You still look like a schmuck.
do these glasses make me look fat?
This is the new ATF standard issue uniform,you will not stand out when running guns into Mexico, because you will be just another clown with a gun!!
Everything is tactical nowadays.
And then the recruiter said I could be a general in two years!
Did someone say “send in the clowns”?
“I’m funny how, I mean funny like I’m a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I’m here to ^%@#! amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?”
You’re a funny guy!
“Come and take them!”
“And while they’re busy laughing, they’ll get a taste of Big Bertha here.”
“Who you callin’ Bozo?”
I am here representing the UN…
Somehow the new scoutmaster was not who we expected…
Welcome to Chucky Cheese. Let me show you to your fuckin’ table…
I may look mean, but I’m smiling on the inside.
Steven King could not have come up with a better IT?
…and the grenade launcher shoots out confetti…
You never heard of “cry ‘havoc’ and unleash the clowns of war?”
You should see what else I can make out of balloons…
“Homey don’t play that!”
West Coast Clowns don’t play…
My clown car has armor AND chrome spinners, motherf###er!
When guns are outlawed, only outlaw clowns will have guns.
Keep the meat cleaver, I’m ok.
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