Gear Review: SnapSafe Titan Safe

You don’t need me to tell you that a good gunsafe is a necessity. My biggest problem: moving large items around my New York condo is about as easy as to me as taking Thermodynamics II at MIT.  It can’t be done by me or anyone I know. The SnapSafe, safe that can be moved in sections to any room, holds [almost] all the appeal of Bar Rafieli in spandex. The Zanetti has been around for years; the ads in the American Rifleman piqued my interest in SnapSafe. The lack of online reviews made me leery. t certainly solved my logistical problems. So I gambled a Grover, got a little change back, and found out . . .

For a shopping comparo, my local safe shop their own in-house brand that was probably a relabeled AmSec (American Security), but I can’t be sure. I know I took 10 minutes playing with it, checking out the mechanism, and unscientifically banging on the walls to get an idea of what a $1500 safe should deliver.

The SnapSafe Titan touts fire protection of 2300 degrees for one hour (I can’t test that unless Nationwide wants a pissed-off adjuster). But you do get to install the fire retardant padding/blankets yourself and it looks of high quality.

The big issue: weight. The AmSec unit that caught my eye weighed just over 600 pounds. The SnapSafe clocked in at a Biggest Loser-like 310 pounds. But then again, the biggie would be destined for a basement. The SnapSafe was headed for an upstairs closet.

I was growing more leery, but you have to make these units so they can be shipped and moved by non-MMA heavyweights and not test the load construction of my joists. 310 seemed reasonable enough to stop but all of the most determined thieves looking to play North American Van Lines, especially when you consider the hurdles they come across in my particular installation (and hopefully a screaming alarm).

The SnapSafe Titan comes very well packed on a plywood skid all wrapped up nice in cardboard and Styrofoam. The heavy outer walls are divided into seven pieces, and the interior panels and shelving are another 10 pieces.

The company is cool enough and smart enough to send you a PDF file of the instruction manual before it arrives so you can read up in advance. Moreover, when the Titan arrives with every panel clearly labeled. The rest of manual comes in a quality binder. The finish of the powdercoat looks nice, and the chrome door handle spoke knobs would not look out of place on a sailing yacht.

While anyone with a little lifting ability and mechanical knowledge should not have a problem assembling and installing the SnapSafe Titan, a second person is highly recommended. The door, as with most safes, is the heavy part. This one weighs around 90 pounds. There are eight chrome-plated locking bolts. All the other pieces can be transported by one person.

Getting the door aligned to the hinges needs the guiding of a helper. After that, it’s plug-and-play. I should have done a photo montage of everything going together, but my helper had limited time and the room we assembled it in had limited lighting. Sorry guys.

On the SnapSafe website, they show the unit going together with buckles like you would find on a 70s era Samsonite luggage piece sans jumping gorilla. Now, the company has switched to steel washers with wingnuts welded on them as the hardware. This facilitates the install because it allows you to really snug up on the fasteners located in awkward positions. I laid out all of the pieces and got to work.

First you build the outer shell, then install the fire-retardant blankets, then install the interior panels that are covered in taupe mouse fur / high-end felt. The only snag: installing the interior finished back wall of the safe.

From the looks of it, there should be no way in human hell it can be squeezed in there after the outer shell is assembled. I actually bothered to call customer service before I potentially bent the back wall and had to live with looking at it mutilated for the next 30 years. They were great . . . you just keep playing with it using different approach angles. It go in (dammit).

Once the Titan’s door’s in place, you can then install the finishing panels. It took me and my helper about an hour-and-a-half from start to finish. Like our Fearless Leader, I suffer from OCD. So I double-checked that every fastener was tightened to maximum torque without stripping the studs.

You can rush it to 45 minutes—but rushed installs (especially over-torqued fasteners) will bite you in the ass years down the road when you get to dissemble it and move it yourself to your new digs. Which reminds me: in that situation, the SnapSafe Titan will more than pay for itself. Get some quotes from a safe moving company if you don’t believe me. It’s only cheap to move into your house when you first purchase it.

The guts running the Titan: a SecuRAM Electronic Combination Controller. You get to pick a six-digit code. A 9V battery powers the works. SnapSafe’s SecuRAM controllers are made in China; they lack the pedigree of Sargent & Greenleaf. After a little online research, I was Ok with the cost-saving. Personally, so far so good. And I like simplicity- just punch in your six digit code and wait for the beep. Give the spokes a twist and you’re in.

You can alter the SnapSafe Titan’s shelves’ height to your liking. Or forgo the shelves for a long gun only option that will store about a dozen rifles—depending on optics and your packaging ability.

I completed my install by fabricating a raised pedestal with extra ballast that the SnapSafe sits on in case there is ever a leak in the plumbing (it has happened before).  Normal people can just drill it right into the basement cement using masonry bits and hardware. I added an extra overhead light to illuminate the interior, just in case I needed to pick the right gun in a hurry.

The SnapSafe Titan is a well-designed product with engineering smarts in a world of dumb boxes. The company was a pleasure to deal with. You can store your firearms properly, even in a five-story tenement walk-up, without breaking the bank. It does not offer the same security like a top-of-the-line Liberty or Fort Knox. But just as few people walk about with full-size carry guns, sometimes something smaller, less expensive, and more modular fits the bill.

SPECIFICATIONS

Dimensions: 59″H x 22″W x 20 1/2″ D
Price:  $799 + $100 shipping

RATINGS (out of five stars)

Style * ***
Nicely executed for the price point.  Tasteful gold lettering, thick chrome spokes, and nice powdercoat.

Ergonomics * * **
Program your six-digit code, wait for the beep, and you are ready to roll.

Reliability * * * *
So far it opens every time.

Customize This * * *  **
You can set the height of the shelves or forgo shelves altogether- whatever works for you

OVERALL RATING * * * *
For the size, weight, price, and overall experience, this is a winner.