“The level of service that police are able to provide is compromised,” officer.com reports. This understatement comes to you from the Las Vegas PD, who are slicing 17 cops from the roster. Thanks to the kiss-ass subservience of local politicians–who paid off the cops’ unions with generous pensions, guaranteed overtime, Cadillac health care and the hiring of nephews—police departments across the length and breadth of these United States are now cutting cops from the payroll. Rather than dun the retired cops who sucked the public tit dry. Anyway, f politics, let’s dance. Your partner in crime prevention has stepped outside for a fag (smoke). So you’re on your own. Well, more on your own than before. Learn gun safety, buy a gun, learn how to shoot it, buy a holster and strap that bad boy on your hip. The life you save may be your own.