Weekend Caption Contest by Dan Zimmerman | Jun 10, 2011 | 32 comments facebook twitter linkedin email Give us your best shot. So to speak. The winner will get our sincere admiration and eternal Intertube fame. comments Van says: June 10, 2011 at 14:39 Under the Taliban he and his conjoined twin would have been shunned. Here, finally, as part of the Afghan security force, was sweet vindication. Reply KW says: June 10, 2011 at 14:40 Hey Gallagher, check this out! Reply GDog says: June 10, 2011 at 14:40 Department of Agriculture SWAT team on the job. Reply James Felix says: June 10, 2011 at 15:01 Unfortunately for Mohammad the Afghan version of the William Tell story suffered from some significant losses in translation. Reply The Arab says: June 13, 2011 at 06:29 +1 Reply Andrew Wiggins says: June 10, 2011 at 15:02 “Hey Ahmed, remember that Hickok45 video?” Reply Vigilantis says: June 11, 2011 at 01:18 +1 Reply james says: June 10, 2011 at 15:05 “Survivor Afghan” winner seen here with his sweet prize of a melon. Reply Scott says: June 10, 2011 at 15:50 Hostage drill anyone? Reply Bob H says: June 10, 2011 at 16:08 Pakistani Army Private Melik Asfanjani shown here with his prize for having the best maintained weapon in the Army for the 2nd consecutive year. Private Asfanjani credits the purchase of a new wife for the wonderful condition: “She carries it inside her dress all year to protect it from the elements, so it is ready for the annual competition”. Reply CUJO THE DOG OF WAR says: June 10, 2011 at 16:16 I found the locals to be very hospitable. As the photo above shows, I was offered the choice of two melons to shoot, and a complimentary AK 47. Reply Ralph says: June 10, 2011 at 16:25 It started out as a pimple on my earlobe. Reply New2this says: June 10, 2011 at 17:12 Said the melon. Reply Alex says: June 10, 2011 at 17:18 “What goiter?” Reply Alex says: June 10, 2011 at 17:20 “Me? I’m on my way to the range for our annual qualification. We have to bring our own targets though.” Reply Alex says: June 10, 2011 at 17:22 “The AK is our regular weapon. This is what we carry if we have to go non-lethal.” Reply Alex says: June 10, 2011 at 17:23 “Hey! Can anybody tell me where I can get a MOLLE pouch for this?” Reply Alex says: June 10, 2011 at 17:26 “We have to carry this around all day as a decoy head for protection against Taliban snipers. Works only on average half the time though.” Reply Alex says: June 10, 2011 at 17:30 I have one more about a lonely soldier but that might not be as appropriate here. Never mind – carry on… |:^} Reply G.R. Mead says: June 10, 2011 at 18:01 “OK, Nabibullah! Remember that William Tell thing the American GI told us about — You go first …” Reply Mogg says: June 10, 2011 at 18:26 This is my melon, this is my gun… Reply dave says: June 10, 2011 at 19:01 If you hit the melon you could still eat it Reply Terry4strokes says: June 10, 2011 at 19:35 I traded my camel for this stuff Reply Terry4strokes says: June 10, 2011 at 19:46 I got the melon in exchange for a broken, Jennings .22 as part of the Bagdad gun buy back program Reply RAN says: June 10, 2011 at 20:34 Sign a 4 year contract with the Afghan Army and we guarantee one melon a month. Reply Sam Wright says: June 10, 2011 at 20:55 I hope no one starts shooting, I might drop my melon. Reply Jay W. says: June 10, 2011 at 21:09 Anyone want to swap me another banana clip for my melon? (P.S. – I know its a magazine, not a clip, but it’s a joke and that’s the lingo.) Reply davvehall says: June 10, 2011 at 22:06 I know i got the good looks in the family,says the man with the AK,But my brother here,he got the brains!!! Reply Jason R. says: June 11, 2011 at 00:10 Seriously, dude! The William Tell trick will totally work this time. Trust me. Reply Aaron says: June 11, 2011 at 00:25 I buy melon to practice headshot… from traditional Pakistani distance of less than ten feet. Reply Brad_in_MA says: June 11, 2011 at 06:44 What? Gunny Lee Ermy’s coming to join me for a range session !!!! Reply Lance says: June 12, 2011 at 00:13 Thank you for shopping at Walmart. Reply Write a Comment Cancel reply Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment Name * Email * Website Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.