Helmke’s Had Enough, Will Leave Brady Campaign.

Say what you will about Paul Helmke, he knows when to make for the exit. The former Ft. Wayne mayor and head of the Brady Campaign to Prevent Gun Violence (and curtail the Second Amendment) has seen the ineluctable advance of gun rights and decided it’s towel throwing time. With Wisconsin about to become the 49th state to approve concealed carry, Helmke’s decided to spend more time with the family. I’m thinking of taking up a collection to present him with a little parting gift on behalf of the Armed Intelligentsia. I thought this might be an appropriate way to say buh-bye.

13 Responses to Helmke’s Had Enough, Will Leave Brady Campaign.

  1. avatarRyan Finn says:

    Ding dong the witch is dead

    • avatarDavid says:

      Sadly, this type of witch tends to reincarnate in the form of an even more evil and misguided being.

  2. avatarJOE MATAFOME says:

    I think you should send this fool a big steaming pile of dog poop.

  3. avatarTL671 says:

    Oh, I’ve completely misjudged this guy. He says right there in the video he is not anti-gun. I don’t know who I could have been thinking of. Unfortunately I fear that the brady bunch will not die off when he leaves. Not immediately anyway.

  4. avatarfmonk says:

    How about a pink kel-tec.

  5. avatarCharles says:

    9MM cufflinks

  6. This one goes out to Paul Helmke, from all his freedom lovin’ fans on the other side.

  7. avatarAuricTech says:

    I think a nice replica flintlock pistol, in the smallest footprint available, would be a fine parting gift for our losing contestant.

  8. avatarjay says:

    how about a copy of the Constitution? (pocket sized)

  9. avatarTTACer says:

    You guys are all on the wrong track. A S&W 686 or Browning Buckmark. You get more flies with honey…

  10. avatarRalph says:

    Clearing the way for New York’s Mayor Bloomberg, are we? The guy’s unemployed as of next year.

  11. avatarTalon says:

    how about a one way ticket to china or some other anti-gun country ?

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