Thoughtful as the gift may have been, giving your grandchild’s teacher a loaded .22 as an end-of-the-year thank you present probably won’t make the PTA happy. Granny denies knowledge of how the gun got in the box along with some assorted toiletries. The incident has, however, made me think about going back to school to get that masters of education degree.

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5 Responses to Granny Skips Polished Apple, Gives Teacher a Gun

  1. The teacher is outgunned. The students are packing nines. All together now:
    We don’t need no education
    We don’t need no gun control

    Teachers leave them kids alone!

  2. God forbid the teacher get on the phone, call the individual back who had just gifted here and say “I have something here that belongs to you and I need to return it. Where can I meet you?” Oh nooooo. Can’t do that.

    The investigation is ongoing.

    No shit. I would not have guessed. Glad to hear that yet another individual will get needlessly dragged through our criminal justice system for no good reason whatsoever. If she’s really lucky then she’ll get to hand over a sizable chunk of her life savings to some rat bastard lawyer who will tell her to take the plea deal ’cause “it’s in your best interest”.

    (off)Cynicism(/off)

    • The only “rat bastard lawyer(s)” are the ones working for the Brady Cartoon Bunch. Guys like myself and the other fine attorneys on this blog prefer to be known as the “Saviors of the Second Amendment.” I know that it’s a subtle difference, but humor us.

  3. Depending on how the school is, the teacher may need that handgun. My future daughter in law teaches FIRST GRADE and some of the psycho kiddies are already on psychotropic drugs for violent behavior. Gives you a lot of hope for the future, doesn’t it?

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