Saturday Evening Post: Home Decor Edition

For the man who’s got everything (except of course for taste) comes this innovative design from customizedshowercurtains. Apparently, since they are hand-painted, you can get any design you want. Kinda makes me think of the Al Queda version of Clue – Ahmed in the Shower with an AK-47 for some reason. Or something. All I know is if I’m gonna have the silhouette of a naked woman hanging around in my bathroom, I can think of other things that spring to mind (heh) that playing with firearms. I’ll quit now, and leave the obvious puns to Ralph and the boys.

Gentlemen, start your engines…

comments

  1. avatar CUJO THE DOG OF WAR says:

    Two babes working a pump action…

  2. avatar Chris Dumm says:

    This is reminiscent of the opening title sequence from a James Bond movie. RIP, Cubby Broccoli.

  3. avatar Ralph says:

    Could someone like CUJO please define for me the phrase “short stroking?” Does it have anything to do with shotguns?

    1. avatar Buuurr says:

      Yes, pumps in fact, mostly. It is when you don’t make your stroke long enough and you fail to load or you are going off half cocked. It results in a failure to fire or eject. It can lead to a jam in the chamber and can be very embarrassing.

      1. avatar Bob H says:

        Jam in the chamber? Just think of the ants…
        (OK, I even grossed myself out with that image in my head)

        1. avatar Buuurr says:

          Gross, Dude.

  4. avatar Bob H says:

    Gives a whole new meaning to “Negligent Discharge.”

    Gives a whole new meaning to “Failure To Eject.”

    Gives a whole new meaning to “Limp Wristing”

    Gives a whole new meaning to “Lubing the Bolt”

    Gives a whole new meaning to “Making sure the safety is on”

    And finally: Gives a whole new meaning to “Tap, Rack, Bang”

    I’ll be here all week. Don’t forget to tip your waitress. Try the veal!

  5. avatar JOE MATAFOME says:

    I love it, and my shower curtain is going to have three girls each holding two guns of various types.

  6. avatar Brad Kozak says:

    You guys did not disappoint. Now where in the Devil is Ralph? And what…no 2 cents from Magoo, whining about “gun porn”? I’m shocked! Shocked, I tell you!

    1. avatar Ralph says:

      I posted, but I don’t see it. Buuurr answered my post. Censorship at work on TTAG?

      1. avatar Brad Kozak says:

        Dunno what happened, but it ended up on the cutting room floor. I’ve restored it. It wasn’t me…

        1. avatar Ralph says:

          Ended up on the cutting room floor? That sounds like a bris.

        2. avatar Robert Farago says:

          Nor me.

        3. avatar Bob H says:

          It was the ants…

        4. avatar Buuurr says:

          …dude.

  7. avatar Rudy says:

    IMHO in given room it would be much funnier to place smaller silhouette right behind window, so it may cast shadow on curtain. Just saying.

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