Irresponsible Gun Owner of the Day: Lindsay Lohan

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Did I miss this video out of celebrity indifference, or are TTAG’s servers about to be melted by fans of Herbie Fully Loaded (ain’t that the truth)? God I hope so. On both counts. Anyway, don’t point a gun at your face or head, even in jest, even if the gun’s been safety checked by some feckless toady and there’s fake blood splatter behind your head for a mock suicide snapshot for sensory-starved Schadenfreudenistas. Heads-up celebs! Cry for help this. It behooves you to set a good example to your admirers, who could well be just as drug-addled as you are, only playing around with a real gun and a cellphone camera. In fact, if you’re a household name who’s not some sort of videogame or cleaning product, please contact TTAG and we’ll devise a red hot sexy gun safety promotional campaign. No charge. Except to our advertisers, of course.

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  1. avatar Daniel Zimmerman says:

    That was skanktastic! I’m sure she’s contemplating her gun handling faux pas right now as she moulders away in prison.

  2. avatar Chris Dumm says:

    Let’s play The Name Game!

    Name that celebutard: Lindsey Lohan, alleged former actress/singer and current crack whore.

    Name that gun: Is it a S&W 39-series, or its Hungarian knockoff?

    1. avatar Ben Eli says:

      Please let it be a knockoff. I won’t be able to look at a S&W the same way if it isn’t.

  3. avatar JOE MATAFOME says:

    She has both fingers on the trigger at the same time.

    1. avatar Ben Shotzberger says:

      That’s just a holdover from her OTHER adventures involving two fingers at the sa… o.O …

      … I’m stopping myself riiiight there; consider myself edited for content and family-friendliness.. Carry on.

  4. avatar ConfederalRepublicBy2030 says:

    You mean some crackpot from the shit-for-brains celebrity scene of California knows absolutely nothing about guns/is being a moron? HOLD THE FUCKING PRESSES. THIS IS AMAZE111

  5. avatar Ralph says:

    That ho has no trigger discipline. And her gun handling is sloppy, too.

  6. avatar mikeb302000 says:

    That’s an old one. Isn’t she in jail now?

    I realize none of that matters to those who love to hate soft porn.

    1. avatar Buuurr says:

      Someone call the pope!

  7. avatar Dogman says:

    Is it true? Did I just use up 1:14 of my life on this? Oh, well. At least I didn’t sit through the entire 7:08 clip.

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