Assault Umbrella? by Robert Farago | Apr 19, 2011 | 10 comments facebook twitter linkedin email comments Tim says: April 19, 2011 at 19:11 Screw that – who’s the hottie in the video? Where is this news outfit? And most importantly, how to lobby for an anchor in our area? Reply RAN says: April 19, 2011 at 19:19 No doubt evidence of Big Sis’ “See something, say something” program at work. Reply JOE MATAFOME says: April 19, 2011 at 20:23 I guess it’s time to ban those deadly “Assault Umbrella’s”. Hopefully this new cause will keep our trolls busy and maybe they’ll leave us alone. Reply Phil says: April 19, 2011 at 21:30 Is this the sound of one hand clapping? Reply BLAMMO says: April 19, 2011 at 21:45 Somebody must have yelled “BUMBERSHOOT!!” Reply Vigilantis says: April 19, 2011 at 21:51 No doubt it was one of those high capacity beach umbrellas. Only a criminal would need an umbrella that blocks so much sun. Reply John Fritz says: April 19, 2011 at 23:16 Have a look at this and you tell me if it looks like a God damn rifle. This was my once a day I had to get up and walk away from the computer because I was so pissed. Reply G.R. mead says: April 20, 2011 at 10:08 Oh, you laugh ? http://www.real-self-defense.com/unbreakable-umbrella.html No. Really. Reply Robert Farago says: April 20, 2011 at 10:12 Have you forgotten about the deadly umbrella gun? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Georgi_Markov Reply Bob H says: April 20, 2011 at 15:51 That was a one-shot umbrella. It didn’t have a clip or even a shoulder thingie, therefore it was not an assault umbrella. Reply Write a Comment Cancel reply Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment Name * Email * Website Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.