10 Responses to Assault Umbrella?

  1. Screw that – who’s the hottie in the video? Where is this news outfit? And most importantly, how to lobby for an anchor in our area?

  2. I guess it’s time to ban those deadly “Assault Umbrella’s”. Hopefully this new cause will keep our trolls busy and maybe they’ll leave us alone.

  3. No doubt it was one of those high capacity beach umbrellas. Only a criminal would need an umbrella that blocks so much sun.

  4. Have a look at this and you tell me if it looks like a God damn rifle.

    This was my once a day I had to get up and walk away from the computer because I was so pissed.

    • That was a one-shot umbrella. It didn’t have a clip or even a shoulder thingie, therefore it was not an assault umbrella.

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