Huh? From what does Dish Network protect you? Cable envy? Still, no one ever went broke underestimating gun owners’ inability to reject cognitive dissonance. Maybe it’s a Montana thing. “I think it really, really fits the Bitterroot Valley,” Hamilton’s Radio Shack franchisee Steve Strand told ravallirepublic.com. “It’s been really successful,” store manager Fabian Levy revealed. Apparently, the offer of a gift certificate to Frontier Guns & Ammo good for a $135 Hi Point .380 or an unspecified 20-gauge shotgun with every Dish Network sub (and related hardware) has tripled their business since the promotion started last October. From . . . ? To . . . ? Anyway, the Shack’s owners says Dish Network is on board, and redeemers must pass the usual background check. “We’re not just giving guns to felons,” Levy said.