New York State Senator Eric Adams Is Insane

The same New York State Senator who mounted a campaign against saggy pants back in March now reckons that parents should search their houses for contraband. While the adults in charge at casa Farago are firm believers in TBV (Trust But Verify), and I consider being a teenager probable cause for any number of crimes and misdemeanors, Senator Adams’ decision to suggest that his voters’ children are less than perfect angels is further indication that he’s had a recent reality divorce. Equally clearly, he’s watched too much CSI. Or too little.