Here’s Why You Should Buy Her A Gun For Valentine’s Day

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  1. avatar 2yellowdogs says:

    Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot.

  2. avatar Chris Dumm says:

    Portal was a very clever video game with physics-based 3D puzzles and a very black sense of humor. This is the cute ad for the sequel.

  3. avatar Ralph says:

    I did try to buy my GF a S&W 317LS for Valentine’s Day, but the shop had already sold it. So I got her a box of chocolate-covered ammo. Hey, the heart wants what the heart wants.

  4. avatar Chris Dumm says:

    This month’s Cheaper Than Dirt catalog has a photo of a pink-framed Kahr PM-9 on the cover. It’s cuter than Hello Kitty.

  5. avatar James Montgomery says:

    “Fact: four out of five people are crushed by giant diamonds every day.”

    We should abolish diamonds

  6. avatar JOE MATAFOME says:

    Only problem with buying your girl a gun is that if she doesn’t like it, she may use it on you.

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