I’m not kidding. Click here for HB 432 which states “It shall be unlawful to sell, attempt to sell, or offer for sale a toy gun to a minor under eighteen years of age . . . Any person who violates this section shall be subject to a fine of not more than $2,000, imprisonment of not more than ninety days, or both.” The line “Introduced by” is blank. So who’s responsible for this affront to incipient masculinity? I found another link here, attributing the bill to SAIKI. That would be Scott Saiki (pronounced “psyche”, of course). He’s the democratic pro-smoking ban, pro-union, pro-tax increase state rep from the Moiliili, McCully, Kaimuki district. Or, as Twitter reveals, oenophile, teacher, father of two boys and professional fly fishing guide. I put a call in . . .

6 Responses to Hawaiian Dem Proposes Toy Gun Ban

    • Though in fairness to this sackless tool Kip’s situation was exacerbated by some profoundly stupid hippie parents, err, uh oh.

  1. You have to be kidding me! I sure this doesn’t cost taxpayers money! I grew up playing with Western Cap Gun sets, which by the way, are highly collectible. Maybe they need to concentrate more on our economy!

  2. I guess a minor will get these punishments as well!

    (2) Any person who violates this section shall be subject
    2 to a tine of not more than $2,000, imprisonment of not more than
    3 ninety days, or both.”
    4 SECTION 2. This Act does not affect rights and duties that
    5 matured, penalties that were incurred, and proceedings that were
    6 begun before its effective date.
    7 SECTION 3. New statutory material is underscored.
    S SECTION 4. This Act shall take effect upon its approval.

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