The Internets are abuzz with news that Malcolm in the Middle star Franie Muniz put a gun to his head during an argument with gal pal Elycia Turnbow. Allegedly. azcentral.com read the police report. In it Turbow claims “she and Muniz were arguing Friday about prior relationships when he pulled out a gun and held it against his head.” Muniz denied the story. “I grabbed the case, but not the gun,” adding that the gun was not loaded. Not so says the po-po. “Officers retrieved the gun from a downstairs closet and said it was loaded.” Anyway, as police removed “a” gun from Muniz’ love nest, we can assume that we should beware (of the man with only one gun). Even so, why does an actor who assembled a collection of 34 rather expensive motor vehicles possess only one gun? And what type of gun would that be, anyway? Enquiring minds want to know.