“It was only then that we realized just how serious Carl was about getting back his quarter.”
Quarters? We don’t need no stinkin’ quarters!
“Whaddya mean there’s no Jolt?
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Colonel… that Coca-Cola machine. I want you to shoot the lock off it. There may be some change in there.
Colonel “Bat” Guano: That’s private property.
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Colonel! Can you possibly imagine what is going to happen to you, your frame, outlook, way of life, and everything, when they learn that you have obstructed a telephone call to the President of the United States? Can you imagine? Shoot it off! Shoot! With a gun! That’s what the bullets are for, you twit!
Colonel “Bat” Guano: Okay. I’m gonna get your money for ya. But if you don’t get the President of the United States on that phone, you know what’s gonna happen to you?
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: What?
Colonel “Bat” Guano: You’re gonna have to answer to the Coca-Cola company.
-From “Dr. Strangelove,” of course.
No one was more surprised than I when…
Sarge…this Coke machine ain’t talkin. But I feel like it’s holdin’ out on us. I think we need to take our interrogation to the next level.
When the forum said “Run and Gun” I didn’t think there would be this much running. I need a Diet Coke NOW.
“Fuckin’ bill changer…”
Don’t get between ‘Old Painless’ and an Ice Cold Coca Cola.
An early ‘Predator’ camoflague prototype… still better than ACU.
Sweet, I made it to Home Base!
“I want my two dollars!”
“We both know I ordered a Pepsi-cola™, and you have insulted me and my entire family by giving me this…”
I’m not sure where that link came from. Us this one. http://www.metacafe.com/watch/2784/pepsi_godfather/
Biggest Damn IED I have seen, when is the bomb tech gonna let help me remove my hand from this beast?
“Now, we can do this the easy way,….. or the hard way”
This is your last warning GIVE UP THE POP OR GET POPPED
I said de-caff!
This whole tactical load out and no change pocket
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