First Ever TTAG Caption Contest

19 Responses to First Ever TTAG Caption Contest

1. Bob Owens says:

   January 4, 2011 at 11:16

   “It was only then that we realized just how serious Carl was about getting back his quarter.”

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2. 2yellowdogs says:

   January 4, 2011 at 11:29

   Quarters? We don’t need no stinkin’ quarters!

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3. Donal says:

   January 4, 2011 at 11:38

   “Whaddya mean there’s no Jolt?

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4. SexCpotatoes says:

   January 4, 2011 at 11:46

   Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Colonel… that Coca-Cola machine. I want you to shoot the lock off it. There may be some change in there.
   Colonel “Bat” Guano: That’s private property.
   Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Colonel! Can you possibly imagine what is going to happen to you, your frame, outlook, way of life, and everything, when they learn that you have obstructed a telephone call to the President of the United States? Can you imagine? Shoot it off! Shoot! With a gun! That’s what the bullets are for, you twit!
   Colonel “Bat” Guano: Okay. I’m gonna get your money for ya. But if you don’t get the President of the United States on that phone, you know what’s gonna happen to you?
   Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: What?
   Colonel “Bat” Guano: You’re gonna have to answer to the Coca-Cola company.

   -From “Dr. Strangelove,” of course.

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5. rabbi says:

   January 4, 2011 at 11:54

   Dear Chief,

   No one was more surprised than I when…

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6. Brad Kozak says:

   January 4, 2011 at 13:10

   Sarge…this Coke machine ain’t talkin. But I feel like it’s holdin’ out on us. I think we need to take our interrogation to the next level.

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7. JR says:

   January 4, 2011 at 13:48

   When the forum said “Run and Gun” I didn’t think there would be this much running. I need a Diet Coke NOW.

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8. John Fritz says:

   January 4, 2011 at 14:09

   “Fuckin’ bill changer…”

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9. Travis says:

   January 4, 2011 at 14:10

   Don’t get between ‘Old Painless’ and an Ice Cold Coca Cola.

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10. Caleb Oosten says:

    January 4, 2011 at 14:22

    An early ‘Predator’ camoflague prototype… still better than ACU.

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11. Lance says:

    January 4, 2011 at 14:48

    Sweet, I made it to Home Base!

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12. Joshua says:

    January 4, 2011 at 15:12

    “I want my two dollars!”

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13. Bob H says:

    January 4, 2011 at 16:43

    “We both know I ordered a Pepsi-cola™, and you have insulted me and my entire family by giving me this…”

    (http://www.metacafe.com/watch/5673802/take_me_home_tonight_movie_trailer/)

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14. Bob H says:

    January 4, 2011 at 16:44

    I’m not sure where that link came from. Us this one. http://www.metacafe.com/watch/2784/pepsi_godfather/

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15. ScottyV says:

    January 4, 2011 at 17:23

    Biggest Damn IED I have seen, when is the bomb tech gonna let help me remove my hand from this beast?

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16. Paul M says:

    January 4, 2011 at 19:03

    “Now, we can do this the easy way,….. or the hard way”

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17. JOE MATAFOME says:

    January 4, 2011 at 21:03

    This is your last warning GIVE UP THE POP OR GET POPPED

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18. Bruce W. Krafft says:

    January 4, 2011 at 21:53

    I said de-caff!

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19. ian3fs says:

    January 5, 2011 at 16:52

    This whole tactical load out and no change pocket

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