Question of the Day: Know Any Good Gun Jokes?

Scraped from curmudgeonlyskeptical.blogspot.com:

Seems a guy cruises thru a stop sign and gets pulled over by a local policeman. Guy hands the cop his driver’s license, insurance verification, and registration. The policeman notices a Concealed Carry Permit as the man was fishing out his drivers license.  So the cop asks,  “Are you  carrying today?”

“Yes, I am.”

“Well then, better tell me what you got.”

The guy says,  “Well, I got a .357 revolver in my inside coat pocket.

There’s a 9mm semi-auto in the glove box.  And, I’ve got a .22 magnum derringer in my right boot.”

“Okay,” the cop says. “anything else?”

“Yeah, back in the trunk, there’s an AR15 and a shotgun. That’s about  it.”

“The cop asks, are you on your way to or from a gun range ?”

“Nope.”

“Well then, what are you afraid of ?”

“The guy responds, “Not a damn thing.”

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  1. avatar John says:

    here is a gun joke: What is another name for gun control?
    shooting with both hands.

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