Avoid Stupid People Doing Stupid Things in Stupid Places

It’s the rabbi’s mantra. Well, one of them. And it’s worth repeating. Not again, obviously; the headline gets the point across. Of course, an anecdote is worth a dozen adages. A siren’s song? Even more. So I give you this: “A WOMAN shot through the leg in a suspected bikie shooting is believed to be former Penthouse pet and Miss Universe finalist Emma Gibbs,” the heraldsun.com.au reports. “A close friend of Ms Gibbs’ family confirmed to the Gold Coast Bulletin the 26-year-old model was recovering in Gold Coast Hospital from a gunshot wound to the upper thigh.” And just how did such a comely lass come a cropper? As if you couldn’t guess . . .

Ms Gibbs, who is a former Queensland aerobics champion, was a finalist in the 2007 Miss Universe competition before going on to be named Penthouse Pet of the Year in 2009.

She now tours around Australia performing stripteases and pole dancing at nightclubs and adult functions.

The friend told the Bulletin Ms Gibbs had ‘become involved in a bad crowd’, adding to speculation the shooting might have been linked to an outlaw bikie gang.

Bikies and strippers were believed to be socialising at the house when the shooting occurred.

Socializing? Is that what you call it?

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About Robert Farago

Robert Farago is the Publisher of The Truth About Guns (TTAG). He started the site to explore the ethics, morality, business, politics, culture, technology, practice, strategy, dangers and fun of guns.

8 Responses to Avoid Stupid People Doing Stupid Things in Stupid Places

  1. avatarfrappe33 says:

    …a quick Google search verifies the comeliness of the lass.

  2. avatarRobert Farago says:

    Thanks for keeping me honest!

  3. avatarTTACer says:

    I think there is a stand-up routine about strippers with bullet scars but I can’t remember who’s it is.

    • avatarRB211 says:

      Chris Rock did a routine about how white people have playboy, and black people have Jet. He said they didn’t even touch up the bullet holes.

  4. avatarRB211 says:

    How could this happen? I thought guns were illegal in Australia. Was this gun registered? Was the owner licensed?

    OMG, does this mean gun control doesn’t work–again???

  5. avatarMartin Albright says:

    Damn scoot jockies! Ever since the Toe Cutter and Bubba Zanetti met their ends, nobody’s been keeping them in line.

    Where’s Max Racketanski when you need him?

  6. avatarEmily says:

    Before you comment on what the paper printed and not on actual facts. Did you at all think of contacting Emma directly? Maybe the reason for ur stupid blogging instead of REAL RESEARCH and following up facts is why you are just a man with to much time copying and pasting an article then making up ur own assumptions about people or the truth. Get a real job and stop the lies spreading with ur crap and bias ranting.

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