Pink Guns Are Now Legal in New York

Hey Samantha dear—come on down (once again) to Nassau County, NY and go through the draconian hurdles needed for a pistol license because it is finally legal to possess a pink pistol. Because of an obscure piece of legislation, it was illegal for any of us residents of Nassau County to pack any color other than black. Then came grey, green, and silver. But because of a big fight from a firearm activist group led by Alan Chwick, a judge has just ruled we now can pack any color we want. The reason for the insanity?

They wanted to protect cops from mistaking a real gun for a toy. What did it really do?  Infuriate firearm owners and shopkeeps in the county for yet another silly law making it more difficult to exercise the second. I understand the logic, but aren’t criminals sophisticated with Krylon already? After all, doesn’t the first gateway to the underworld start with graffiti in the Fifth grade?

More importantly for me, does Wilson Combat do cotton candy / bubble gum pink camo? Perhaps Lauer can custom mix me a few batches of Nassau County special Duracoat…