I frequent a gun store that reminds me of the jeans’ section of Sears & Roebuck. In 1962. Or any store in Hungary before the Wall came down. Joyless. Lifeless. Bland. Boring. Given the existence of the Apple store and the fact that nothing on planet Earth is cooler than a gun, I blame the government. In those parts of the world (like mine) where it’s easier to open a crack den in a grade school than get planning permission for a new gun store, the limited supply has led to laziness. Gun dealers don’t have to “sell” anything. They’re order takers. I’m told that it’s different in pro-gun parts of the U.S., but nothing online leads me to believe there’s gun store nirvana out there, somewhere. Anyone know about a firearms retailer that’ll blow my mind?