“A California man who had a .41-caliber Smith & Wesson gun so big police thought it was fake was sentenced to three years in the Plymouth House of Corrections on drug-possession and firearm charges,” Connecticut’s wicklocal.com reports. (If it was Boston, it would be wickedpissalocal.com.) Apparently, size matters. As does proximity. And not storing ammo in your kid’s room. “I’m glad we got the gun out of Middleboro with no damage and the little boy wasn’t hurt,” [a police spokesperson] said. She said it was disturbing that [Richard] Pelley was living so close to the elementary school with such a large gun.” ‘Cause large guns are WAY more dangerous than small ones. Apparently.