I realize that zombie sympathy can only go so far, given that they’re flesh eaters. Or are they? In movies and videogames (the above being Sega’s Yakuza: Of the End) zombies always seem more plentiful than food supplies would suggest. Then again, a zombie’s metabolism is probably slower than a real live human’s, what with zombies being dead and all. So maybe they’re not like my teenage step-daughter at dinner (i.e. they pace themselves). Anyway, I reckon zombies are just as misrepresented as Neanderthals. Well, Geico’s Neanderthals. In fact, it’s high time some bright ad man championed their cause. Just don’t go unarmed. (Leave that to the zombies.) Gun owners. Zombies. Love ’em or loathe ’em?