One of my favorite arguments coming from the Lunatic Left, KoolAid-drinking gun-grabbing Progressives,  gun-control advocates is that if you take away private ownership of guns, violence would be virtually eliminated. Um . . . not so much. Consider the humble pumpkin . . .

The Rodney Dangerfield of the fruit & vegetable world (at least around this time of year), above you’ll see a gentleman going on Headless Horseman on a series of defenseless gourds. Oh the humanity! Um…gourdanity?

Anywho, if you’re wondering how to get rid of those pesky pumpkins, take a look at the video above. Of course, he missed my absolute favorite way to get rid of a pumpkin this time of year – eat the sucker. Happy Halloween!

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