“Guns, rifles – there’s something frightening about them,” actor George Clooney told someone (repeated throughout the ‘net and now here). “Although I’ve grown up with them in Kentucky and although I’ve had to use them in a lot of my films. I’ve learnt to use them, but I’m still scared of them.” Oh FFS. Is this how Clooney attempts to reconcile the fact that he’s made hundreds of millions of dollars from movies wherein his character uses a gun or guns—including his spy snoozer The American—with his fund-raising for gun control groups and measures? Good thing I’m not scared of hypocrites.