“I *lost* the FREE POCKET KNIFE *offer* from the NRA because of my answers to their mail-out survey!”

I love the Domestic Underground. It’s one of the few digital arenas where pro-gun rights and pro-gun control commentators square off for intellectual battle.  As you’d expect, topics tend to devolve into pissing matches and name-calling. But there’s plenty of righteous point making on both sides of the ballistic divide to keep me coming back for more. Normally, DU’s contributors blog gun news and let the people let rip. But there are some killer original posts, often in the form of flame bait. This one from UTUSN is a winner for its minimalistic style and editorial purity.

1) Do you agree that the Second Amendment to our United States Constitution guarantees your individual right to own a gun and that the Second Amendment is just as important as your Constitutional rights?

No.

2) Do you think the government should be allowed to store personal information on you just because you are a gun owner?

Yes.

3) Do you think the government should have the power to limit the number of guns you can purchase?

Yes.

4) Do you agree with politicians in D.C. who say that all gun owners should be licensed and forced to register their guns with the government?

Yes.

5) Using your tax dollars, the UN seeks to impose international gun control affecting you and other American citizens. Do you think this is a good use of your tax dollasrs?

Yes.

6) Do you support the passage of a new law which would hold gun owners criminally responsible if their gun is used in a crime, even if the gun is stolent?

Yes.

7) Do you agree with certain government officials who want to ban hunting on public lands?

Yes.

8) Do you believe that gun owners should be required to submit to “safety training” by government bueaucrats before they’re allowed to exercise their 2nd Amd right to keep and bear arms?

Yes..’

9) Do you think law-abiding gun owners like yourself are in any way responsible for the actions of murderers and robbers who use guns to commit their crimes?

Yes.

10. Do you think our criminal justice system has done a good job in keeping repeat violent offenders out of our communities and off of our streets?

Yes.

11. Do you agree with anti-gun extremists who claim that thgun registration, gun owner licensing, closing gun shows and outright gun bans would help prevent future terroist attacks on our nation?

Yes.

12. Will you authorize NRA to use your survey answers in our compliled results to be released to Congress, administration officials and your state legislature?

Yes.

13) Will you join the NRA today?

No.