Do I really care that rapper Ja Rule (born Jeffrey Atkins) does an inverse Midas? Well, that’s what’s going down. The Fast and Furious actor’s headed for a New York City courtroom on August 18 on a weapons possession charge. And I do care—that the headline above optimizes someone’s search engine. What up dog? Welcome to The Truth About Guns. And here’s a bit of veritas on the DL. Any person wealthy enough to afford a $250k Maybach has enough money to hire a New York compliant gun-carrying bodyguard. Or two. So stashing a handgun in the rear door is two kinds of stupid. Real stupid. And really, really stupid. Then again, what do you expect from someone who rolls in a Maybach, the most over-priced, soulless limo money can buy? As they say on the street, the ‘Bach is nouveau douche. Rush Limbaugh has one. While I could rant about how it’s taken three years for this case to come to court, I’ll simply point out that the wheels of justice may grind slow, but they grind exceedingly fine. Put that in a rap and smoke it.