Not to go all Glenn Beck on yo ass, but the story about the Department of Education’s order for 27 Remington tactical shotguns (nice piece, but I’d also consider the Benelli M4) got me thinking: who else in our federal government is tooled-up for action? Here’s a list of Uncle Sam’s police from Wikipedia, with links for your dining and dancing (DANCE I TELL YOU! DANCE!) pleasure. Oh, and don’t worry too much about that overdue book: the Library of Congress Police ceased operations in October of 2009, absorbed by the Capitol Police.

Federal

Department of Homeland Security (DHS)
Department of Justice (USDOJ)
Department of State (DOS)
Department of Commerce (DOC)
Department of Defense

Department of the Army

Department of the Air Force

Department of the Navy

Department of Education
Department of Health and Human Services
Department of Agriculture (USDA)
Department of the Interior (USDI)
Other Major Federal Law Enforcement Agencies

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20 Responses to Full List of Armed Federal Agencies

  1. Add to your list.

    As of Feb 2014 listings at http://www.gsaxcess.gov includes the following

    5ea M16A1 – THE RIFLE IS SELECTABLE FOR FULL AUTO AND SEMI AUTO FIRING AND IS IN WORKING CONDITION THE RIFLE IN THE PHOTO MAY NOT BE THE EXACT RIFLE.

    DEPT OF COMM NATL INSTITUTE OF
    STANDARDS AND TECHNOLOGY
    100 BUREAU DR BLDG 301 SHPING & REC
    GAITHERSBURG , MD-20899-0001

    41ea HYDROMATIC M16A1 RIFLE…THIS RIFLE HAS BEEN CONVERTED TO SEMI-AUTOMATIC FIRE BY THE REMOVAL OF THE AUTO SEAR, SEAR PIN, AND THE REPLACEMENT OF THE AUTO SELECTOR WITH A SEMI-AUTO SELECTOR. THE PARTS TO CONVERT THE FIREARM BACK TO FULL AUTOMATIC FUNCTIONING ARE NOT INCLUDED WITH THE WEAPON.

    TENNESSEE VALLEY AUTHORITY
    400 WEST SUMMIT HILL DRIVE WT 10C
    KNOXVILLE TN 37902-1499

    3ea PISTOL .357 SIG SAUER P229 and
    8ea PISTOL .40 CAL GLOCK MODEL 22 and
    25ea PISTOL .357 SIG SAUER P239 and
    61ea PISTOL .40 CAL SIG SAUER MODEL P229 and
    1ea PISTOL 9 MM S & W MODEL 59 and
    8ea PISTOL .40 CAL GLOCK MODEL 22 and
    39ea PISTOL 9 MM GLOCK MODEL 19

    DEPARTMENT OF TRANSPORTATION
    DOT WAREHOUSE
    6500 B SHERIFF RD
    LANDOVER , MD-20785

    USDA 2ea PISTOL .380 WALTHER PPK and

    USDA OIG
    1400 INDEPENDENCE AVE SW
    WASHINGTON , DC-20250

    5ea PISTOL .45 ACP COLT MK IV
    MISSION SUPPORT ALLIANCE, LLC
    2355 STEVENS DRIVE
    P.O. BOX 650
    RICHLAND , WA-99354

    15ea PISTOL 9 MM BERETTA MODEL 92D
    VA MEDICAL CENTER
    2101 ELM STREET
    FARGO , ND-58102

    47ea

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  8. As of today you can go ahead and add the USDA as well; they just ordered submachine guns and body armor.

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  10. I think since i have to take a urine test for the Feds or Obama seems like I work for the Feds I want to know where is my badge and all or some of the weapons that were listed I’m waiting for mine to get here so if anyone knows Obama let him know I’m still waiting for them so I need to know where I need to go to get my greedy hands on them

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    • All you need is speak spanish, arabic Islame-ic extremest etc claim illegal status and walla you got benefits, money and a job that was just pulled from under the feet of a Real American.

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  17. There are a lot more than this and a lot of different weapons systems.
    Lmg’s to smgs rocket launchers to Ma deuce’s to mraps
    To m113’s you name they have it and we bought it.

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