Not to go all Glenn Beck on yo ass, but the story about the Department of Education’s order for 27 Remington tactical shotguns (nice piece, but I’d also consider the Benelli M4) got me thinking: who else in our federal government is tooled-up for action? Here’s a list of Uncle Sam’s police from Wikipedia, with links for your dining and dancing (DANCE I TELL YOU! DANCE!) pleasure. Oh, and don’t worry too much about that overdue book: the Library of Congress Police ceased operations in October of 2009, absorbed by the Capitol Police.
Federal
Department of Homeland Security (DHS)
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- United States Coast Guard (USCG)
- Coast Guard Police (CGPD)
- Coast Guard Investigative Service (CGIS)
- United States Customs and Border Protection (CBP)
- United States Border Patrol (USBP)
- Federal Protective Service (FPS)
- United States Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE)
- United States Secret Service (USSS)
- Transportation Security Administration (TSA)
- Federal Air Marshal Service (FAMS)
- United States Coast Guard (USCG)
Department of Justice (USDOJ)
- Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, and Explosives (ATF)
- Drug Enforcement Administration (since 1973)
- Bureau of Narcotics and Dangerous Drugs (1968 – 73)
- Federal Bureau of Narcotics (1930 – 68)
- Bureau of Prohibition (1927 – 33)
- Bureau of Drug Abuse Control (1966 – 68)
- Federal Bureau of Narcotics (1930 – 68)
- Bureau of Narcotics and Dangerous Drugs (1968 – 73)
- Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI)
- Federal Bureau of Prisons (BOP)
- United States Marshals Service (USMS)
Department of State (DOS)
Department of Commerce (DOC)
- National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration Fisheries Office for Law EnforcementDepartment of Treasury
- Internal Revenue Service Criminal Investigations Division (IRS-CID)
- Treasury Inspector General for Tax Administration (TIGTA)
- United States Mint Police (USMP)
- United States Treasury Police – merged into the US Secret Service Uniformed Division in 1986.
Department of Defense
Department of Education
Department of Health and Human Services
Department of Agriculture (USDA)
Department of the Interior (USDI)
- Bureau of Indian Affairs Police
- Bureau of Land Management Office of Law Enforcement & Security
- National Parks Service
- U.S. Fish & Wildlife Service Office of Law Enforcement
Other Major Federal Law Enforcement Agencies
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- Central Intelligence Agency Security Protective Service (SPS)
- Federal Reserve Police
- Library of Congress Police
- National Security Agency Police (NSA Police)
- Smithsonian National Zoological Park Police
- United States Capitol Police (USCP)
- United States Postal Inspection Service (USPIS)
- United States Supreme Court Police
- Veterans Affairs Police
Add to your list.
As of Feb 2014 listings at http://www.gsaxcess.gov includes the following
5ea M16A1 – THE RIFLE IS SELECTABLE FOR FULL AUTO AND SEMI AUTO FIRING AND IS IN WORKING CONDITION THE RIFLE IN THE PHOTO MAY NOT BE THE EXACT RIFLE.
DEPT OF COMM NATL INSTITUTE OF
STANDARDS AND TECHNOLOGY
100 BUREAU DR BLDG 301 SHPING & REC
GAITHERSBURG , MD-20899-0001
41ea HYDROMATIC M16A1 RIFLE…THIS RIFLE HAS BEEN CONVERTED TO SEMI-AUTOMATIC FIRE BY THE REMOVAL OF THE AUTO SEAR, SEAR PIN, AND THE REPLACEMENT OF THE AUTO SELECTOR WITH A SEMI-AUTO SELECTOR. THE PARTS TO CONVERT THE FIREARM BACK TO FULL AUTOMATIC FUNCTIONING ARE NOT INCLUDED WITH THE WEAPON.
TENNESSEE VALLEY AUTHORITY
400 WEST SUMMIT HILL DRIVE WT 10C
KNOXVILLE TN 37902-1499
3ea PISTOL .357 SIG SAUER P229 and
8ea PISTOL .40 CAL GLOCK MODEL 22 and
25ea PISTOL .357 SIG SAUER P239 and
61ea PISTOL .40 CAL SIG SAUER MODEL P229 and
1ea PISTOL 9 MM S & W MODEL 59 and
8ea PISTOL .40 CAL GLOCK MODEL 22 and
39ea PISTOL 9 MM GLOCK MODEL 19
DEPARTMENT OF TRANSPORTATION
DOT WAREHOUSE
6500 B SHERIFF RD
LANDOVER , MD-20785
USDA 2ea PISTOL .380 WALTHER PPK and
USDA OIG
1400 INDEPENDENCE AVE SW
WASHINGTON , DC-20250
5ea PISTOL .45 ACP COLT MK IV
MISSION SUPPORT ALLIANCE, LLC
2355 STEVENS DRIVE
P.O. BOX 650
RICHLAND , WA-99354
15ea PISTOL 9 MM BERETTA MODEL 92D
VA MEDICAL CENTER
2101 ELM STREET
FARGO , ND-58102
47ea
As of today you can go ahead and add the USDA as well; they just ordered submachine guns and body armor.
I think since i have to take a urine test for the Feds or Obama seems like I work for the Feds I want to know where is my badge and all or some of the weapons that were listed I’m waiting for mine to get here so if anyone knows Obama let him know I’m still waiting for them so I need to know where I need to go to get my greedy hands on them
All you need is speak spanish, arabic Islame-ic extremest etc claim illegal status and walla you got benefits, money and a job that was just pulled from under the feet of a Real American.
There are a lot more than this and a lot of different weapons systems.
Lmg’s to smgs rocket launchers to Ma deuce’s to mraps
To m113’s you name they have it and we bought it.